Well, Well, Well. What's All This Then?

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An Indian gentleman by the name of Colin called and did his pitch about our old friend the debt write-off.

Unfortunately, Mr Smith had to conduct the entire phone call whilst stuck down a well. This impressive piece of theatre was helped by a kitchen roll inner tube and a slight well-related accent complete with echoes.

A little known fact is that Mr Smith is frightened of the dark, wells and rats. All of these conspired to make Mr Smith agitated and Colin quite concerned for Mr Smiths safety and wellbeing. So concerned in fact that he didn't stop making his pitch for even a moment, probably out of respect for his debt/well related problems.

Mr Smith informed Colin that he would love to partake in this debt write-off scheme, but was stuck down a well at present and unable to make the initial payment of £500 to secure his place.

Colin said that was not a problem and when would Mr Smith be getting out of the well?

Mr Smith was just getting ready to answer when the well walls started to fall in, trapping him quite dramatically. This obviously disqualified him from any debt write-off scheme and Colin said his goodbyes and hung up.