In Which Our Ordinary Man Gets Murdered. Again.

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Indian chap calling about a home improvements survey. I advised that Mr Smith had been murdered that morning and that we were all very shocked.

Caller asked if I was a friend or relative and I replied that I was his boyfriend and lover. He gave his brief condolences and asked if I wanted to take the survey instead. Only 60 seconds he said.

I replied that we were waiting for the police to arrive and he said I could take the survey whilst waiting.

I declined and he hung up.